It finally happened!!!!
I was waiting for an eternity and getting kind of sad and jealous of other moms who have hit this milestone already.
Nope– I’m not talking about teething or pooping on the potty or going to school or hearing their first cuss word…
I FINALLY GOT A SIGN ON THE DOOR BANNING ME FROM THEIR ROOM.
I’m giddy with excitement.
I joined the club! The club where members are excluded, rather than included.
I worked really hard for this and I want to thank all the parents who have gone before me who have taught me the finer points of ticking off their kids to the point that they got a sign.
This is only the first in a long series of “Go Away” signs that I hope I’ll get over the course of my momming journey.
Cuz kids… I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND.
But the coolest thing about this sign is the wording:
MOM IS NOT coming in our room.
I may be looking at a seventh book in the series!!! “Mom’s Not Comin’ In Our Room” flipped on it’s head and telling the story from the kids’ perspective.
What do you think?
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.