After a hot session of two boys threatening to beat each other up and learning conflict resolution, I had two fuming boys sitting at the table:
Me: “You two can sit here for a little bit and take a breather.”
Sam: “I DON’T WANT TO TAKE A BREATHER!!!! I’M NOT GOING TO BREATHE!!!!!!”
Me: “Excellent. Let me know how that works out for you.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.