February 23, 2017 at 6:47 PM
Tonight I have heard, “C’mon Sammy, it’ll be fun!” about 10 times. 1) I’ll probably be hearing that my entire life 2) It never results in good things.
Real Talk
The other day, I legit chased my toddler around my street with no pants. ZERO pants. He was running all over the street and I didn’t have time to think about whether or not neighbors could see my saggy white rear end peeking out from underneath my shirt. I had a toddler to catch. If you happened to look out of your window and you live on my street… you’re welcome.
February 16, 2017 at 10:29 AM
The boys, ages 3.5 & 1.5 are having a heated discussion on the appropriate pronunciation of the word “ambulance.” Neither are close.
February 13, 2017 at 6:46 PM
I told Josh he’d have to eat at least one bean in order to get more dumplings for dinner. I look over a minute later and he’s opened up all of the green bean pods and eaten just the beans themselves. I’d better get smarter because he’s not getting any dumber.
February 7, 2017 at 9:25 AM
This morning, Josh comes barreling out of the bathroom half naked and chucks his wadded up underwear and pants at me. “Here mom!” I raise my left hand and catch them right above my left ear. “Nice catch mom!” #boymomlife
February 5, 2017 at 10:29 AM
This morning’s episode of #extremeparenting is brought to you by “button up the nose.” Button up the nose, you are no match for me. I played many hours of “Operation” as a kid. I half expected Josh to buzz as I brushed the side of his nostril, but it was more like a few whimpers. #norulebook