TJ: “Mommmm!!!! Sammy did *fill in the blank with whatever stupid & mocking/asinine thing that brothers do to each other*
Me: “TJ, stop tattle-taling.”
TJ: “BUT BUT BUT MOMMMMMMM….”
Me: “TJ… no buts!!!!!”
*i hear snickering in the background*
“Mom just said ‘butts!’”
*more snickering*
I am letting them all live right now based on the fact that their little sister will one day tell them how dumb they are.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.