Josh on our family timetable:
“Mom, you’re going to be a grandmother before dad will be a grandfather.”
Me: “Why’s that?”
Josh: “Well, dad is getting older, but you’re getting older faster than he is.”
Me: ……………..
Me: “Are you saying that I look older than dad??????”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “Son, do you know your dad is SIX YEARS older than I am?”
Him: *shrugs shoulders*
Me: “Sammy, get over here, as of right now, I’m handing you your brother’s birthright. Also, Christmas is cancelled because Mrs. Claus will be at the spa.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
