Sam: “Mom, remember that time God stopped the rain for 3 days?”
Me: “Hmmmm… I don’t really remember that one…”
Him: “Yeah, there was a bad king too.”
Me: “You don’t say. What was his name?”
Him: “Bill.”
If you add in “Ted,” it sounds like the beginning of an excellent adventure. Pass the popcorn.
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