Sam: “Mom… something really bad happened today.”
Me: *bracing myself for the worst*
Sam: “This girl from my preschool said she’d play with me at recess THEN SHE CHANGED HER MIND and said she wanted to play with just girls instead!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *lets silence hang for a few seconds*
Me: “She’s allowed to change her mind. Also… welcome to girls, buddy.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
