Me on the phone with the D-backs box office:
Operator: “Ok, that’s two bleacher seat tickets. Would you like the hot dog package with that?”
Me: “YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
Operator: *chuckling*
Me: “We don’t get out much.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.