Sam: “Mom, can we have our vitamins now?”
Me: “No problem, honey… just hand me the jar & I’ll open it for you.”
Him: “No that’s ok mom, I’ve got it.”
*4 year old proceeds to open childproof jar*
Me: “Alrighty then. Remind me to reset the password to our safe.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
