*Pulling up in the car to pick up babysitter*
Josh: “Mom, I know something.”
Me: “What’s that?”
Josh: “When you’re tired & you just can’t handle us boys anymore, we go get Emme.”
…..
Me: “First of all *JOSHUA*, it takes a village. Second of all….
Crap. They’re on to me.

An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.