Josh: “Mommeee!!!! (In genuine concern) Your hair’s not working!!!”
I got news for you kid. You and your brother are the reasons my hair is not working. *he proceeds to smooth down my hair then steps back, looking satisfied*
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
