Dear cat: I love you, you have been with me for 14 years. But right now I have two little children crawling on me 24/7. If you try and get close to me and steal my ice cream and interrupt my few minutes of peace and quiet, I will throw you across this room. Love, “I’m the boss of you”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
