Not as gross as Marissa’s post but still yuck. The only reason I knew my 2 year old had pooped on the carpet is because I caught my one year old with poop on his feet. After he had tracked it all over the rug. #sendwine #sendchocolate Nope. Scratch the chocolate. Reminds me of…. you know.

An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.