In the car, I turn around & Sam is blotting blood on his ankle:
Me: “Sam, what did you do to your ankle?”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m ok.”
Me: “Oh, that’s good.”
Him: “Don’t worry. It wasn’t because I was trying to catch the fish in the fish tank.”
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU BELIEVE HIM
I’ll be creating a GoFundMe account to pay for eye surgery as my eyes are now frozen in a permanent eye roll.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
