Moms, after feeding your children for the one-millionth time in a day, you get to “make” dinner. Do you ever 1) Just open the refrigerator door and will something to jump out at you? I just cannot anymore. I might grab a carton of blueberries and let them eat them all. Yay for blueberry poop.

An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.