*Sam was in his feelings today and got mad at me for not letting him watch a movie in the car*
Sam: “Mom, I’MMA FIRE YOU!”
*full disclosure- it took me a minute to answer because I was silent laugh-crying in the front seat*
Me: “Ok then… who’s going to be my replacement?”
Him: “Jesus!”
Welp, at least he traded up. Who else thinks he’s going to be a CEO?
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
