Conversation with Dave earlier today:
D: “The Suns are playing tonight maybe… oh, wait, they’re playing at 8:30, it’s past Josh’s bedtime.”
Me: “Oooh! We could put the boys to bed then stay up and watch the game!”
D: *Silence*
Me: *Silence*
Me: “…Or we could go to bed.”
Dave: “Yep.”
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