Clerk who checked us out at Walgreens: “Is she mixed?,” pointing at my son.
Me: “He’s a unique and beautiful creation, just like you and me.”
Clerk: “Well, she’s beautiful.”
Me: “Thanks, and she’s a boy.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
