10 minute snapshot of my day, by T-money:
* Mom just stacked all of the kitchen chairs on top of the table to prevent me from crawling up on top of the table and dancing on it. She’s such a jerk.
* I just ran into the laundry room and drank dog water …like a dog. Dog water is always better than tap water, duh.
* I just let myself out the front door and ran down the street to splash in puddles. I got a few splashes in before mom carted me back inside. She’s no fun at all.
My brothers are sick and might not tell on me. I’m taking suggestions as to what I should do to mom next. Ready, annndd…. go!
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
