This morning the boys were digging through my wallet:
Josh: “Mom, what’s this?”
Me: “Oh, that? That’s my Costco card.”
Josh: “Your picture looks funny!”
Me: “It does?”
Him: “Why are you making that face?”
Me: *narrows eyes* “What face?”
Him: “You’re making a funny face!”
Me: “What? I’m not making a funny face- that’s just my normal face!”
*cue peals of laughter from all the boys*
Evidently, I have a face only a mother could love.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.