Me to Sam:
“C’mere Sam, Mommy needs a hug, I’m not feeling great.”
*Gives me a big hug and pulls away*
Sam: “Mom, I tooted quietly. …..It was a silent toot.”
Me: ……..

An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.