Top 3 favorite things that my children do on a regular basis:
1) Take the inserts out of my house shoes.
2) Turn the toaster dials to high settings so that if I do not check every single time, I will end up with burnt toast.
3) Magically show up right in front of me when I sit my tired behind down at the table to eat something. They give me sad eyes until I turn my fork around and give them the first bite of whatever I was about to eat.
OK, now your turn… GO!!!!

An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.