Sam: “Hey mom– we cleaned up all the legos!”
Me: “That’s great, Sam– I heard Josh cleaned up most of them.”
Josh: “MOST of them? I cleaned up ALL of them.”
Good try, Sam, good try. Maybe next time, but probably not.

An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.