August 10, 2016 at 7:40 PM
My husband is out running with the two boys in the double jogger AND two dogs. He would KILL IT in the dad Olympics. Dads, feel free to post below which dad Olympic sport you would dominate.
Real Talk
The other day, I legit chased my toddler around my street with no pants. ZERO pants. He was running all over the street and I didn’t have time to think about whether or not neighbors could see my saggy white rear end peeking out from underneath my shirt. I had a toddler to catch. If you happened to look out of your window and you live on my street… you’re welcome.
August 8, 2016 at 9:39 AM
Early this morning my 2.5 year old: “Mommy, my penis hurts.” Me: “Son, I only do penis talks after I’ve had my coffee.”
August 7, 2016 at 8:51 PM
There is a female gymnast competing in these games who is 41. Guys. I still have a chance.
August 4, 2016 at 12:24 PM
“Hey Josh, what would you like for lunch? How about I give you some options.”
Me: “Would you like some pizza?”
Him: “No, I want ‘options.'”
Me: “How about some raspberries?”
Him: ‘No, I want ‘options.'”
Me: “Would you like some cheese?”
Him: ‘No, I want ‘options.'”
[Who’s on first?] “Options” is clearly a new food group.
July 6, 2016 at 12:23 PM
Me to Josh: “Josh, would you like a fork with your lunch?”
Josh: “No.”
*Pause*
Josh: “Mommy, I want a fork.”
This about sums up life with a two-year-old.