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You know you’re a design nerd when you’re in Costco and you think “Oh my gosh. I am so glad they changed the designs on the Costco brand tissue boxes. They aren’t nearly tacky as they once were.” I want to hug that other design nerd sitting behind their computer laying out repeating patterns on tissue boxes. The struggle is real, people. Also, I’m sure I have some yet-to-be-identified disorder. My poor kids. They’re doomed.

Both boys. Slept through the night. Apocalypse now.

Potty training day one: Five times peeing on the potty, one poop, two pee accidents, no resistance. I’m going to chalk it up to a win.

Josh has been pretty “Meh” about watching the Olympics until golf comes on. GOLF. He is absolutely riveted.

My husband is out running with the two boys in the double jogger AND two dogs. He would KILL IT in the dad Olympics. Dads, feel free to post below which dad Olympic sport you would dominate.