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The boys, ages 3.5 & 1.5 are having a heated discussion on the appropriate pronunciation of the word “ambulance.” Neither are close.

I told Josh he’d have to eat at least one bean in order to get more dumplings for dinner. I look over a minute later and he’s opened up all of the green bean pods and eaten just the beans themselves. I’d better get smarter because he’s not getting any dumber.

This morning, Josh comes barreling out of the bathroom half naked and chucks his wadded up underwear and pants at me. “Here mom!” I raise my left hand and catch them right above my left ear. “Nice catch mom!” #boymomlife

This morning’s episode of #extremeparenting is brought to you by “button up the nose.” Button up the nose, you are no match for me. I played many hours of “Operation” as a kid. I half expected Josh to buzz as I brushed the side of his nostril, but it was more like a few whimpers. #norulebook

Sammy had a little toy in his hand. Josh reached for it and hands Sammy a pair of underwear. “Look mom, I sharing,” says Josh. I fully expected an epic meltdown from Sammy. Instead, he grins, grabs the undies and sticks them on his head. Boys.