OK, you want some deliciousness that is fast, comforting and will feed an army? *Cue the one-skillet lasagne* Ain’t no one got time for boiling noodles and layering the traditional lasagne. [amd-yrecipe-recipe:2] As I write this, I’m feeling a twinge of guilt because I actually learned how to make the real thing in Italy. Complete […]
Potty training day one: Five times peeing on the potty, one poop, two pee accidents, no resistance. I’m going to chalk it up to a win.
Josh has been pretty “Meh” about watching the Olympics until golf comes on. GOLF. He is absolutely riveted.
My husband is out running with the two boys in the double jogger AND two dogs. He would KILL IT in the dad Olympics. Dads, feel free to post below which dad Olympic sport you would dominate.
Early this morning my 2.5 year old: “Mommy, my penis hurts.” Me: “Son, I only do penis talks after I’ve had my coffee.”
There is a female gymnast competing in these games who is 41. Guys. I still have a chance.
“Hey Josh, what would you like for lunch? How about I give you some options.” Me: “Would you like some pizza?” Him: “No, I want ‘options.’” Me: “How about some raspberries?” Him: ‘No, I want ‘options.’” Me: “Would you like some cheese?” Him: ‘No, I want ‘options.’” [Who’s on first?] “Options” is clearly a new […]
People ask me all the time “What is the secret to how moist this banana bread is?” It’s the pineapple. The canned crushed pineapple gives this bread it’s secret without even tasting like pineapple. [amd-yrecipe-recipe:1] It’s amazing. I purposefully cut back the sugar a bit from the initial recipe and upped the vanilla. If you […]
Me to Josh: “Josh, would you like a fork with your lunch?” Josh: “No.” *Pause* Josh: “Mommy, I want a fork.” This about sums up life with a two-year-old.
Every morning I have one ambition: To be faster than my 11-month-old when we both realize I left the dog food and dog water within his reach.