March 30, 2019 at 11:35 AM
Sam: “Mom, if you make me pick up the legos, I’m going to cry.”Me: *He thinks I have a heart. How cute.*
March 14, 2019 at 5:44 PM
I don’t often come up with genius schemes, but I hit one today: I have a Costco veggie tray in the fridge. I love it because it has a variety of veggies and I don’t have to do any prep work for it. I’ve been hauling it out before lunches and dinners while I’m preparing […]
March 12, 2019 at 4:52 PM
10 minute snapshot of my day, by T-money: * Mom just stacked all of the kitchen chairs on top of the table to prevent me from crawling up on top of the table and dancing on it. She’s such a jerk.* I just ran into the laundry room and drank dog water …like a dog. […]
March 5, 2019 at 1:06 PM
Guys- I was feeling sad and defeated because I could barely get the boys in bed tonight without losing my sanity. I hadn’t thought of dinner for adult people because I had to pay bills and do other boring adult-y things while the baby was sleeping. Dave, who worked late, made a bypass to the […]
February 14, 2019 at 7:43 PM
Ah yes, Valentines day. The baby wakes up at 5AM. It’s raining, everyone’s inside throwing toys at each other and crying and having colossal meltdowns. Privileges getting revoked left and right. Someone yells from upstairs, “TJ has giant boogers!!!!” They come downstairs during my coffee time insisting I change the batteries in 3 of their […]
February 1, 2019 at 7:00 AM
“Sam, I need you to come downstairs with me because I don’t want to go down there alone.” – Joshua Lin (aka Frodo Baggins)
January 22, 2019 at 1:12 AM
Josh: “Mom, how many more bites do I have to eat?” Me: “I don’t know… 5 or 6 more at least….” Him: “Ummm….maybe 10.” Me: “10 sounds great.” Sorry Lins, his negotiating skills are a giant disappointment, so far.
January 22, 2019 at 12:56 AM
Me to Sam: “C’mere Sam, Mommy needs a hug, I’m not feeling great.” *Gives me a big hug and pulls away* Sam: “Mom, I tooted quietly. …..It was a silent toot.” Me: ……..
January 21, 2019 at 5:37 AM
Top 3 favorite things that my children do on a regular basis: 1) Take the inserts out of my house shoes. 2) Turn the toaster dials to high settings so that if I do not check every single time, I will end up with burnt toast. 3) Magically show up right in front of me […]
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
I narrow my eyes at him. He puffs out his cheeks at me. You can hear the theme from the Good, Bad and the Ugly in the background. You know the one. But Clint Eastwood ain’t got nothin’ on the mama.
I cut my eyes at the laundry pile and then I glare back at him.