Lin Hawthorne

Potty training day one: Five times peeing on the potty, one poop, two pee accidents, no resistance. I’m going to chalk it up to a win.

Josh has been pretty “Meh” about watching the Olympics until golf comes on. GOLF. He is absolutely riveted.

My husband is out running with the two boys in the double jogger AND two dogs. He would KILL IT in the dad Olympics. Dads, feel free to post below which dad Olympic sport you would dominate.

Early this morning my 2.5 year old: “Mommy, my penis hurts.” Me: “Son, I only do penis talks after I’ve had my coffee.”

There is a female gymnast competing in these games who is 41. Guys. I still have a chance.