This post is titled: COSTCO– OH NO YOU DIDN’T.
Costco, you be hatin’. We bring two little hangry beasts into your establishment to eat your fine lunch cuisine and your food court is CLOSED. As recompense, we will take the little beasts around to every sample cart and eat a 10 course meal. Get ready. IT’S ON. THE LINS ARE COMING FOR YOU.
Welp, filling out our first preschool application and I’m faced with the “ethnicity” question. Let me take a poll: Should I check “Asian” AND “Caucasian,” “Other,” or write in my own, “Chi-merican?”
One day we will have a giant, Italian brick oven in our backyard in which I can bake artisinal pizzas. Until then, this recipe is my very best approximation.
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Toddler conversation of the day:
Me: “Josh, do you want more strawberries?”
Josh: “No.”
Me: “How about ‘No thank you.'”
Josh: “No thank you.”
*Pause*
Josh: “Mom, I want more strawberries.”
When the 3-year-old is a little OCD and really proud of his clean-up job and throws a GIANT fit because the 1-year-old yanks toys out right after it’s done. #ifeelyoukid #cleaningispointless #buildscharacter