My son refers to himself in the third person:
“Mommy, J-man wants some milk.”
1) I can’t possibly be expected to keep a straight face
2) Does he know his real name is Joshua?
3) I may not stop this any time soon.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.