Joshua at dinner asks for water with a full glass of milk on his tray.
Me: “Nope. Because I’m tired of getting up to get you stuff. How’s THAT for some honesty.”
Dave: “Somewhere in there, I heard a mic drop.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.