I will call this little segment “Driving Back Late at Night with Three Little Boys”
Josh: “Mom, can you turn up the music?”
Me: “No, daddy and I would like to talk to each other.”
*3 seconds of silence*
Dave: “You didn’t say that with much conviction. I don’t think you really mean that.”
Dave: “I think what you mean is ‘Mommy and Daddy want to talk to the silence in their own heads.'”
Me: “Yep.”
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An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
