Me: “Hey, the Oscars are on tonight.”
Me: “You haven’t seen those in…. like….3.5 years.”
Me: “Wait, isn’t Josh 3.5 years old?”
Me: “Yes, yes he is. I see your point.”
Me: “You know you love the Sprout Network more than watching silly adult shows like the Oscars.”
Me: “You can just shut up, now.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
