I told Josh he’d have to eat at least one bean in order to get more dumplings for dinner. I look over a minute later and he’s opened up all of the green bean pods and eaten just the beans themselves. I’d better get smarter because he’s not getting any dumber.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
