While I’m changing Sam at the park today a little girl (about 1.5) runs up and leans in real close:
Girl: “He has a PENIS!!!!”
Me (trying to disguise my amusement): “Why yes, yes he does.”
Girl: “My daddy has a HUGE penis.”
Me: “I’m sure he’d really appreciate that assessment.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
