Dear Alton Brown of “Cutthroat Kitchen:” Why have you not invented a challenge which requires chefs to cook full meals with crying babies strapped to them? Oh, and then just for fun, throw in barking dogs and toddlers running around with poopy diapers. Because that’s fun- mixing poo smell with food. And then tell the chef you will take away their funds based on every swear word they utter. I think your audience would be super entertained watching the chefs sweat bullets and fall to pieces. If you need an extra idea person for your show, just call me K? I have a million of ’em…
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
