Hunger Games Toddler Edition: The house rule is that all people named Joshua must eat their food in their high chair. It has been this way since food became a ‘thing’ for him. This morning, he decided he didn’t like that rule. It took an hour of calmly repeating the rules and consequences over and over and meldowns galore, but hunger eventually won out and he happily decided to get up in his high chair and eat. Like the wailing and gnashing of teeth never happened. Tune in next time for “Hunger Games Mockingmom.” You can look forward to plot twists based on absolutely nothing. Deus ex Machina.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.