Me to Dave: “You know what I really feel like right now? Pizza.”
Dave: “Really? That sounds good! We should order some!”
Me: “But we’ve already eaten dinner.”
Dave: “I’ll be up for awhile and I’m super hungry.”
Me: “But it’s 10 at night.”
Both: “But Pizza is SOOO good.”
I feel like we’re in college. But then I remember we have a baby asleep in the next room. And some mortgages. Screw it. PIIIIZZZZZAAAAAA
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
