“Boys, I’m going to call my friend and wish her happy birthday. You watch cartoons.”
What TJ Heard: “Go clog the toilet with toilet paper and grab the ‘unreachable’ butter and eat it and smear it all over things.”
Bathtime party of one.
#lindynasty party of five.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
