*We just got finished watching the Dbacks beat up on the Dodgers.*
Me: Welp. I’m going upstairs to shave my legs.
Dave: That’s how you celebrate?
Me: Hold on… this was the first game in the series. Maybe I should wait to shave my legs until the final game.
Dave: Oh, like grow a beard on your legs?
Me: Whatever it takes, man.
Archie Bradley, I’m comin’ for ya.
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
