Sam: “Mom, I love you. But sometimes I don’t like you- especially when you tell dad I’ve done something wrong. It hurts my feelings.”
*fast forward 15 years*
“Officer, if you tell the judge what I did wrong, it’s gonna hurt my feelings.”
*back to now*
“I’m feeling like you’d better get upstairs to bed before I sentence you to 30 years hard labor in the Gulag.”
An American humorist, writer and author. When boiling down the chicken soup of life, she finds those golden, fried nuggets of truth & writes them long after the kids go to bed.
